10 Things Your HVAC Hates About You

A completely original poem by Heritage Air Services

I hate the way my vents are blocked,
and the way you think you care.
I hate the way you've let me go,
I hate how it's unfair.

I hate your big dumb tool belt
and the way you DIY.
I hate it when you think you're right,
I hate the way you try.

I hate it when you swear I'm fine,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate the way you talk to me,
even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when I need a service
and the fact that you never call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
not even close
not even a little bit
not even at all.

Love,

Your HVAC

P.S. A little maintenance goes a long way. If you need backup, we’re a call away.