We Have Absolutely NOTHING to Do With the Missing KitKats

You may have heard that 12 tonnes of KitKats “mysteriously” went missing…

We can neither confirm nor deny that they are currently stored in a temperature-controlled facility somewhere in Texas.

Because how would we know that?!

Anyway, in completely unrelated news, we’re doing a fun 24-hour rebrand. Like today only. The first of the month. April. Just felt right, ya know?

So, if you see us parked outside your neighbor's house in our snazzy new set of wheels to replace a filter, fix a cranky AC, or change a thermostat, don’t be alarmed.

Totally normal.

Just your friendly neighborhood HVAC tech.

Taking a break…

Absolutely not thinking about the KitKats even though they’re all over the social web right now.

Okay, but like “hypothetically” if someone did find them…

Do they get to keep them?

Is there a reward?

Is it… more KitKats?

Not saying you could pay us in chocolate…

We’re just not ruling it out.

Anyway, we’re still Heritage Air. Just slightly redder today. And definitely still on the job, making sure your home stays comfortable, your AC stays happy, and your filters stay… um, filter-y.

That’s a first. Anyway, happy APRIL!

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Almost forgot. Quick lil note from legal:

“We are not, nor have we ever been, in possession of any missing KitKats. We also have no knowledge of their whereabouts.”