If Your House Had A Group Chat...
Group Name: The Davidson Residence 🏡
Members:
Dad
Mom
Kids
Thermostat
Air Conditioner
Upstairs Bedroom
Downstairs Bedroom
Downstairs Living Room
Ceiling Fan
Filter
Thermostat
Good morning everyone. Currently set to 72° 👍
Upstairs Bedroom
No you're not. It’s like 80° up here 🥵
Dad
It is not.
Upstairs Bedroom
I literally have a thermometer.
Dad
Those things aren't always accurate. Plus, you have a ceiling fan.
Mom
Here we go 🙄
Ceiling Fan
Ya know I only move air around. I don’t actually make it colder. Please stop dragging me into this.
Mom
Don't listen to them. We appreciate you, Fanny!! ❤️
Kids
Honestly, Fanny is doing more than the AC right now.
Air Conditioner
Excuse me?
Dad
Okay everyone calm down. It's literally a fan.
Kids
DAD
Dad
What?
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Upstairs Bedroom
Guys, I'm still hot.
Downstairs Bedroom
Yeahhh... you are 😂
Upstairs Bedroom
🙄 Not now.
Dad
Heat rises.
Upstairs Bedroom
Gosh, THANK YOU, Bill Nye.
Dad
I’ve turned the thermostat down to 68°. It should cool off soon.
Air Conditioner
I need everyone to stop touching the thermostat.
Thermostat
🥺
Dad
I’m helping!!!
Air Conditioner
You’ve changed it 6 times.
Thermostat
Who set me to 62°?
Dad
It’ll cool faster.
Air Conditioner
THAT IS NOT HOW I WORK.
Dad
Let me try something else.
Mom
Please leave it alone.
Dad
Give it a minute.
Kids
Dad. It’s getting hotter.
Upstairs Bedroom
🙄
Downstairs Bedroom
🙄
Air Conditioner
Since we’re all sharing, I’d like to remind everyone that I am 17 years old.
Kids
BRO IS ANCIENT! 💀
Dad
17 isn’t old.
Air Conditioner
😡
Mom
Didn't we say we were gonna get it checked last summer?
Dad
I was going to.
Mom
You said that last year.
Dad
Exactly. Still on my list.
Downstairs Living Room
Has anyone changed the filter recently?
Filter
🙄
Everyone
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Thermostat
Update: still 81° upstairs.
Dad
Right. I’m turning everything off and back on again.
Mum
That is your solution to everything.
Dad
It usually works.
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Wi-Fi Router
Leave me out of this.
Everyone
😂😂😂
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Air Conditioner
Guys...
I think we need to call someone.
Dad
It's probably fine.
Mom
HONEY.
Dad
Fine. I'll call Heritage.
Everyone
🎉🎉🎉
Anyway...
Your AC will drop hints before it completely loses its cool.
Warm air, strange noises, uneven temperatures, climbing energy bills…
Don't wait until your AC BECOMES the drama.
Call Heritage Air Services at (817) 330-4156.