If Your House Had A Group Chat...

Group Name: The Davidson Residence 🏡

Dad changed the group name to “The Davidson Residence: Maintenance”

Mom changed the group name to “The Davidson Residence”

Thermostat
Good morning everyone. Currently set to 72° 👍

Upstairs Bedroom
Then why’s it 80° up here? 🥵

Dad
Heat rises.

Upstairs Bedroom
Gee, thank you Bill Nye.

Dad
I’ve turned the thermostat down to 68°. It should cool off soon.

Air Conditioner
I need everyone to stop touching the thermostat.

Thermostat

🥺

Dad
I’m helping!!!

Thermostat
WHO SET ME TO 62°?

Dad
It’ll cool faster.

Air Conditioner
THAT IS NOT HOW I WORK.

Kids
That’s not how anything works.

Dad
Everyone calm down.

Upstairs Bedroom
Easy for you to say. You sleep downstairs.

Downstairs Bedroom
Can confirm. Lovely down here.

Upstairs Bedroom
Nobody asked you.

Dad
Just turn on the ceiling fan.

Ceiling Fan
I move air around, bro. I don’t make it colder.

Dad
You’re literally called a fan.

Ceiling Fan
Currently not a fan of you.

Dad removed Ceiling Fan from the chat.

Mom added Ceiling Fan to the chat.

Filter
Speaking of things nobody’s checked...

Everyone
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Filter left the chat

Dad
Right. I’m turning everything off and on again. That usually works.

Wi-Fi Router entered the chat

Wi-Fi Router
Don’t even think about it.

Dad

😂

Wi-Fi Router

David, I swear to God.

Mom
Heritage Air Services. (817) 330-4156.

Dad
Fine fine fine. I’ll call Heritage.

Everyone
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