HVAC Battle of the Puns
Some blogs focus on technical information.
Some blogs focus on energy efficiency.
OUR blog focuses on a question nobody asked.
What if famous songs and movies were actually about HVAC?
Right???
So this basically started because our ADHD writer sat down to write a perfectly normal HVAC blog, thought of the title AC/DC, and then immediately abandoned her original assignment.
In hindsight, this may explain why her blogs take so long to write.
Anyway, after a completely reasonable amount of time spent thinking about this, we've assembled the definitive rankings.
Let's begin.
Every Breath Youuuu Take
And every filter change
Every vent you blame
Every thermostat setting that's completely insane
We'll be watchiiing you
You sang that in your head, didn't you?
Can we make this the official homeowners theme song?
The Good, The Bad, and The Humidity
Literally the most accurate description of Texas.
The good: Your AC works.
The bad: It's 103 degrees.
The humidity: The reason it feels like you're walking through SOUP.
Some movie titles are timeless; ours are weather forecasts. Apparently.
How To Lose Cool Air In 10 Days
Day 1: Leave every door open. Yep, every single one.
Day 3: Ignore the filters.
Day 5: Blame the AC.
Day 7: Do literally anything except schedule an inspection.
Day 10: Panic.
A classic!
Lord of the Filters
(Like Lord of the Flies, not Lord of the Rings).
A tale of survival.
Except instead of being stranded on an island, it's a house where nobody can remember when the filter was last changed.
A true HVAC thriller.
Honorable Mentions That Didn't Make The Cut…
Oh yes, there were more. Our writer had to stop somewhere.
Hot Stuff
The anthem of every house in July.
Highway To Hell
Basically any trip into a 140° attic.
Gone With The Wind
Kinda like cool air disappearing. Because it's gone. Like... with the wind or something.
Another One Bites The Dust
HVAC parts after surviving another Texas summer.
Under Pressure
HVAC working overtime. Crying shame we didn’t include this one.
Heat Of The Moment
Every emergency service call in August.
If you've made it this far, um... I don't know whether to congratulate you or apologize to you. Either way, hope you enjoyed it!
