Heritage Air Services Is Making a MySpace Page

We might be aging ourselves here, BUT the internet has decided MySpace nostalgia is cool again… and apparently they’re making a comeback.

And because we have absolutely no self-control when the internet brings back something from our teenage years, naturally, Heritage Air Services has decided to participate.

Because we never got our chance in 2006.

A tragedy, honestly.

So today, we’re taking back what’s ours.

First things first...

Username:

HeritageAir4Life

Obviously.

Profile Song:

We may need to run a poll because this decision is obviously too important.

A few contenders:

🎵 Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice
🎵 Hot in Herre – Nelly
🎵 Cold as Ice – Foreigner
🎵 Temperature – Sean Paul

We’re torn.

About Us:

Hey. We’re Heritage Air Services.

You’re officially cooler for knowing us.

We keep homes comfy, break down HVAC stuff without making your eyes glaze over, and show up when you need us most.

We like:

❄️ Cold air
❄️ Clean systems
❄️ Happy homeowners
❄️ Fresh air filters
❄️ ACs that work

We don’t like:

🔥 Texas heat
🔥 Dirty filters
🔥 The phrase “it’s probably fine”
🔥 Thermostats set to 85

Relationship status:

In a long-term relationship with an old HVAC.

It’s complicated.

Top 8 friends:

Probably the first 8 people who book an appointment with us today.

Mood:
Chillin’.

Looking for:
Someone who changes air filters every 1-3 months.

Hero:
Whoever invented the programmable thermostat.